Work Quotes.

Sometimes we all need a little motivation...

When someone annoys you, remember it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the mother-fucker in the face!

Eagles may soar high but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Lack of planning on your part, does not constitute an emergency plan on my part.

There may be no "I" in team, but if you look hard enough, there is a "ME"

Process & procedure are the last hiding places of people without the wit and wisdom to do their jobs properly

Remember that age and treachery will always triumph over youth and ability.

Never do today, that which will become someone else's responsibility tomorrow.

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a LOSER!!

What does a squirrel do in summer time? It buries nuts. Why? 'Cause then in wintertime he's got something to eat and then he won't die. So collecting nuts in the summer is worthwhile work. Every task you do at work think, what would a squirrel do? Think squirrels. Think nuts.

When confronted with a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

If you keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven’t understood the seriousness of the situation.

You don't have to be mad to work here! In fact we ask you to complete a medical questionnaire to ensure that you are not.

If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess you're trying to get them sacked.

You have to be 100% behind someone before you can stab them in the back.

If work was so good, then the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.

Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us that do

Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in a promotion into a job you can't do.

Quitters never win. Winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.