Bomb!!!

 I met Tomas through Matt Bradley, they used to share a house together in Leadgate, but they went their separate ways. It was cool when they lived there, cos I’d go over and stay there for, like, a week or so and just chill. Tomas has loads of tattoos (not sure how many, I lost count at 9) ant he used to have a lot of piercings as well, but he took them all out! Damn you Tomas! He’s got two tarantulas called Barry and Barryetta and I haven’t met Barryetta, but Barry is SO cool. And he knows it. [Insert here Kim’s 10 minute long waffle about Barry’s coolness]. He’s at Newcastle University doing something with a computer and I can’t see him much now, but we keep in touch by E-Mail, and comments on guestbooks. Tomas has amazing multi-coloured boxer shorts which I used to steal and wear. Over my trousers. I once got on the bus wearing a pair, as I forgot they were there…OOPS! Tomas is a great lad, who I’m proud to call a mate.

“Geese from Hexam!”

“Mexican Space Goat!”

“GET OFF MY BOXERS!”