Studenty Recipes!!!

At uni, you have to have food, and quickly, so you don't get behind on your drinking *ahem* studying timetable. Here are some which me and some of my mates have come up with. If you have an idea for a recipe, mail it to me - kimothyh@hotmail.com

Cheese and Bean Toasties.

Heat up a toastie machine. Put 2 slices of bread (or however many toasties you need) in it (butter side down). Put some cheese (or a cheese slice of two) on the plain side of the bread. Then put beans on it, and another cheese slice if you're a fat cunt. Then put another slice of bread over this (butter side up). Shut the toastie machine and leave it for about 5 minutes. Variations include - replacing the beans with spaghetti hoops, adding bits of cooked meat, Adding crisps or some bits of toast. - Kim

Pasta and Cheese á la Jojo.

This is good if you have a lot of people to feed. Put a fuck-off load of pasta in a pan of water then put it on the cooker (remember to turn the ring on). Leave it until the pasta goes soft (keep checking). Put it on plates/bowls or whatever you're eating off. Then grate cheese all over it. Allow cheese to melt before eating. You could also put herbs in the cheese if you can get them

Pizza without the Money, Care, Effort or Time (From Guff)

Toast one side of bread...Turn over...Spread tomato puree (not tomato sauce) on the un-toasted side, add cheese/onions/ sweetcorn/meat/whatever and put back under the grill....Remove after 3 minutes and ta-da instant pizza toast.