Flip!!!

I met Phil when I went to extra Maths lessons to help me with Physics. We got on straight away when he realised I wasn't from Hartlepool. He's really good at Physics and likes the same music as me, but he likes the indie shite as well. But for all he's an indiefucker, he looks out for me. Like when the 22 bus went straight past and Adam chased it down the street, but it didnt stop, he made sure I got home OK. We both hate chaws and townies and like Slipknot and Green Day. The only thing I can think of that I don't like about him is the fact that he's a Sunderland supporter. He goes to uni in Sunderland as well. He's training to be a Technology teacher. Look at the photo below and tell me - Would you let this man teach you how to make a housing joint......?

Phil and his amazing nipples.

"Monkeh!!"

"If you squint, Ruth (Physics teacher) looks just like a hen!"