Mattos Robinsono (Mexican Porn Star Extraordinaire)

We know Matt because he has lessons with Jojo, Jill and the lovely Martin Baines. He's a Mexican porno star and he'd like to wear a moustache made from pubic hair and double-sided sticky-tape. He has this thing with opening his mouth whenever there is a camera about. He's a cockney and proud. Although he did move to Germany for a year or something. Fucking Crout. He throws a good house party with a dentist chair (a deck chair and a funnel, you get the funnel stuck in your mouth and then you have drink poured down your throat, but you don't get to choose the drink). He's seeing Jojo and they love each other to bits. He's great for a night out and one of the funniest people I know.

Matt with Jojo. His mouth is almost shut on this picture!

Can vegetarians eat pineapple?

 Hearse on wheels

Looking at a ruler – “that’s not a protractor is it?”