Memories...

Jojo kindly made up a list of things we will never forget about the weekend. So take a trip down memory mud track, with this little piece of nostalgia.

1. RIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Carlsberg/deodorant explosions.

3. Col’s James Bond dive.

4. My bloody slashed door! Very effective at keeping the rain out.

5. Someone’s stole my fucking Jaffa Cakes!!

6. Bull setting alight to his balls.

7. Bulls tent covered in creamy white stuff.

8. Gary's "Sweet Child of Mine" impressions.

9. My trip over that stupid bloody guide rope!

10. Everyone’s trip over that stupid bloody guide rope! 

11. That’s cheap for steak!

12. 3-hour bottle fights!

13. I’ll be annihilated!!!!

14. Creamy Cammy/Crampy Cammy.

15. Fucking Albatross!!!!!

16. Albatross log!

17. BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

18. Down with the fence!!!! Lora’s riot!

19. ‘Ave it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20. People tripping into Guff’s tent.

21. Someone dying on Kim and Dan's tent and all you can see is their nose imprint.

22. Bull being stoned constantly! *what can you expect. he ate £30 worth of dope in on e bite*

23. Spaghetti fight!!!! And Guff finding it in her ears the next morning.

24. On your marks, get set GO!!!!!! Cue 1000 people running amok.

25. Mud fight!!!! With all the security guards!

26 Mortar and bourbon biscuits!

27. Pasta fight!

28. Me and Guff dancing with little kids to Foo Fighters.

29. Phil and his huuuuuge......................... backpack.

30. My blanket!!!

31. Our trips to Sainsburys.

32. Leaking tents (especially Guff’s, and Johnny’s trousers saved the day).

33. New phones and us using them to our pleasure!!!!

34. New friends!!!!!!

35. Are those cabbages????

36. Lora’s questions to random people she never met before.

37. Lora’s little alcoholness with her whiskey bottle.

38. Guff’s concussion, 10 bruises and sprained ankle.

38. My broken toe by some fat bastard.

39. Guff wanting to wee in her tent when drunk.

40. Guff telling everyone to wee in her tent when she was drunk.

41. Vicky Rays midnight visit to the tents with her pissy cider.

42. The bloody toilets.

43. Us rocking Guff’s portaloo while she tries to have a moving wee.

44. Guff hitting alien in head! 

45. Kim flashing her boobs (three times).

46. Guff’s trapped boobs on the fence! Ouch!!!

47. Johnny staying in his tent and not drinking!!!!

48. My fat fuck food eating which made a huuuuge bonfire!

49. Guff’s survival on one oxtail soup a day!

50. Guff finally getting a burger bought for her and eating it as if there was police cameras around waiting to swoop down and run away with her burger.

51. Us waiting in the bus n being fascinated by a JCB digger.

52. Our excessive drinking from 7am till 5am.

53. Guff’s purse thief kindly leaving her I.D!