Jilly Billy Bob Dot Com!!!

Insane, Insane, Insane, Insane, Insane, Yes she IS insane. I met Jill at college through Jojo. And I think she's a great lass. She has the most amazing sneezes! They scare the crap out of Martin Baines and you'd think it was a nuclear explosion. She loves Westlife (why, Jill, WHY??) and she's been to see then about 200 times. She also likes Baileys, and she drinks it by the gallon. "Baileys, please." "Single or double??" "Do you have a bucket". Jill and Jojo do Law together with Bainsey and they write really good stories, poems and stuff. She suffers from Sexual Tourettes Syndrome and will shout sexual words and phrases at random. She has gorgeous hair and the dirtiest laugh imaginable! 

  Jill as a cowgirl, holding me up. Ooo-er!

"RAMRAMRAM!"

"You’re the one rubbing it so hard it came out!"

"If he thinks this is haute cuisine, he should be slapped round the face with a Thai fish-cake."