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Jeeves!!! I met Jeeves back in the misty past of my first year of A-Levels. He got the name through "Ask Jeeves", When it comes to knowing stuff he's top of the class. even if he didn't study the subject, he'll have some knowledge on it. He likes proving people wrong. This pisses us all off. Vertigo, Horseplay, Money Shots and Dominatrixes. There! Some of these things the DICTIONARY (2002) can prove. Others are just things he DIDN'T know! Sorry chicky! He's a good laugh and is planning on turning down Oxford/Cambridge and telling them he's off to good old Teeside!! Nice!
"There was this hot lass in McDonalds and I asked her for a "Dbl Chzbrgr and Luge Fries!" WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?!?" "You should grow a fake moustache!" |