Hardman!!!

Dan's a nutter. Nuttery nutter. Col Cammiss introduced me to him. He's in the Navy and we tried to convince Sarah that he was gay. But it didn't work. 'Cos he's not gay. He broke a £10,000,000 - yes that's 10 MILLION QUID - ship. He was changing the oil or something and dropped a pipe into it and fucked it. Nice one mate. He loves the drink - as we all do - and constantly passes out in Portsmouth gutters. He has an Amazing Digital Camera. Several of the pictures on this site are from it. *All hail the wonders of modern technology*.'Cos he' a Navy boy I don't get to see him NEARLY as much as I'd like to. But when he's on leave, everyone gets together and we all get drunk!

Me and Dan in The Spot (Taken on his Digi-Camera - Surprise, Surprise)

"That's right you East-Coast Nigger!"

"WOW! Jason's new bird would get it!" *Before "Jason's new bird" (Jenny) is even out of earshot.*

This is the Ship he broke. Looks like ICI to me. But there is a dude in a Navy Uniform in the bottom corner.