"GET UP SONG"

*Only to be sung by a person who cannot play geetar...and when people are trying to get to sleep or are drunk*

My name is Guff
I have a muff
Whys everyone asleep, I’m gonna cry
I think I have popcorn in my eye

GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP
GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP

I’m really bored, its 5am
I cant sleep.... erm lalalalala
your all lazy buggers
I’m gonna kick Matt in the head

*Guff kicks Matt... he says OW*


GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP
GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP

I think I'm gonna stop now
coz Cammy is pissed at me
I think he’s gonna try to kill me
or hang me from a tree

lalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala


GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP
GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP GET UP

gooooooooooooooooooooodnighttttttttttt

*At this point someone hides the geetar*

(Copyright Guff 2002)