Oi! Halfwit!!!

Gary is mad. I can't actually remember meeting him but I'm glad I did. He's one of the funniest people I know. He's seeing Lora and they look great together. Gary loves Jackass and likes to re-create some of the stunts, using bushes and supermarket trolley. He plays Bass Guitar really well and likes the same sort of music as me. One of his finest moments was when he got caught leaping about in the bushes in Hartlepool by some policemen in a riot van. And his 'Bainsey Pose' is uncanny.

Matt and Gary (right) with Guff making a magical appearance! 

"I'm gonna sit in the corner and make noises like a retarded telephone!"