WE ARE THE DRUNK AND DISORDERLY!!!

When you get drunk you may say things which make sense at the time, but do not make sense when you are reminded of them the next morning. Here are some of the best. I won't name names but they all come from the following people - Jojo, Leanne, Me, John, Amy, Barbara Collinson (Lecturer at College), Adam

"In reference for my apolegance..." 

"That walkpost just lamped into me!"

"That is clearly not my sick!"

"Jojo have you got my purse and my Phone" (said 44 times over a period of about 4 hours)

"AAAH!!! The floor just jumped up and bit me!"

"I'll do anything for free as long as I get paid for it"

"You may think it's funny, but it's not!"

"Stupid bitch threw up all over me. And her. Does she have any idea how much this shirt and these trousers cost, I wouldn't mind, but I mean I only bought them the other day!"

"If I want to fuck, I will fuck. Just because I am a woman and you have a penis, it doesn't mean we have to fuck!!"

"Look, Matt's just given me a Shag (beer-mat)!!!"

"In public?!?!?!"

"I put my finger straight through it. FIRST TIME!!!!!"