MAM!!!

A mother-daughter relationship is very important. Donna was disgraced at the way me and Jojo crossed the road and conducted ourselves around college, and she adopted us and helps us lose weight by 'forgetting' to feed us. She always gives us "Mam-looks" when we do something naughty. We love her to pieces and even though she's at uni (Durham, St Mary's), we keep in touch and she's always proud of us. Donna, don't ever change, you're beautiful just the way you are!

"Johanna Victoria and Kimothy Jane, get off that road NOW!!!"

"Sorry about Friday Martin, I was a bit lubricated!"