Dan Dad!!!

When Donna went to Uni, me and Jojo were left as orphans, and our foster Dad came in the shape of Daniel. Daniel is seeing Amy, so technically, that makes her our Foster-Step-Mam. Dan is a proud ginge and he and Jill are planning a family of short-sighted, Ginger babies. Weather or not Colin Cammiss is the result of their breeding is another matter. Dan is in his 3rd year of college, and doing very well - fingers crossed he passes this time. Heehee. He's a top bloke, with a wicked sense of humour. He does a good impression of a charv having sex, but i am yet to see it. He has a great taste in music and I'm sure he's goin to go far. As long as he remembers to feed Jojo and I. And does not pierce his genitals again. Ooh yes, he pierced himself...

This is the WORST photo imaginable. Lol.

"Jojo, I am your father and i insist you shut the fuck up!"

"You've changed Barbara, and I don't like it."

"Stop talking about my bits!!!!"