Col!!!

Colin is strange. He goes to college wearing the most.......ANNOYING shirts (there's the Planet Hollywood one, the Newsprint one, and so on) I'm still in therapy after seeing them. He plays guitar and wanted to record a single when we went on a Physics trip to "The Studio". He eats a lot, his excuse being "I'm a growing lad". Col used to do Physics and Maths. He quit Physics "'Cos it's Shit" and Maths because of his phenomenal score on his AS level of 4/100. 

In The Spot, Drunk as a Skunk.

[In Physics]"Nah, that's impossible"

"Anyone coming to the canteen???"

*To Andrew Spouse* "YOU OWE ME A SPANISH FERRET!!!"