P.C. Pisser!!!

I first met Colin on Hutton Henry School field. We didn't exactly get on at first but now we get on like a house on fire. We like the same sort of things (Good Music, Porn, etc.) and I can talk to him about anything and vice-versa. He got blind drunk on Adam's birthday and pissed on Adam's front lawn in front of some cops. This earned him the name "P.C. Pisser". The cops came to the house but didn't do anything. Colin is a 'Top Bloke" and He's going to college with me now. He hates The Clangers and thinks the Soup-Dragon feeds his cum to them. He is clearly wrong. The Soup-Dragon's soup is highly nutritios. And the Soup-Dragon is female. And she is very particular about who goes into her soup caves.

If Foster's made Ginger people...

"Wanker"

"Little shit"

"John, you're short"