Cassie!!!

Oh my God! The girl is mad!! I'm sure she was dropped on her head as a kid or something. She has an obsession with sex. Lucky for Darren - her bloke. She frequently starts conversations in the Resource Room. These discussions start off perfectly innocent (eg. Should you keep you Ketchup in the fridge or the cupboard?) then they end up as "Has anyone ever had a butt-plug?" When we go out drinking, she is pissed by the 3rd pub as she can drink most lads under the table. She goes to college with me. We do Psychology together. Cassie is really good at Psychology *is there no end to her talents* and I'm sure she'll go far in life. As long as she doesn't drink Scottish Tapwater.

Cassie the introvert.

"Good Karma"

"Say hello to Mr Moobag!"

"Have you ever had a butt-plug???"

"Look, Mark, NO HANDS!"

"I can tell I've been working. I can feel it in my ass."

"Guess what me and Darren did......"