The Wonderful World of Blondes

When you're blonde, the world can seem like a big challenging place, and quite scary in some places. To help us feel better, blondes say things to try and make sense of an unsensible situation.

It's a blonde thing, deal with it, I have to! - Jill Sabey

I'll be eternally dead - Amy Collingwood

Look at those dark lights - Kim Hutchinson

It's not easy to get lost as long as you know where you are - Jojo O'Neill (a brunette. it must be contagious!!)

For someone who does a lot of work, you don't do very much work - Kim Hutchinson

I don't care if it's 12 o'clock in the morning, 12 o'clock in the afternoon or 12 o'clock at night, I'm not getting up!!!! - Amy Collingwood

We've had so much fun today and it's not even tomorrow yet! - Amy Collingwood

Four as in the letter four - Kim Hutchinson

I may be dumb but I'm not blonde - Kim Hutchinson

Escapism is not a way out - Kim Hutchinson

I never fail, I just find a million and one ways that don't work - Amy Collingwood

We'll be on our own together - Kim Hutchinson and Amy Collingwood

If I wasn't female I'd be a woman - Jill Sabey

When the sun comes out, my I.Koo. [I.Q.] drops!!! - Leanne Jones

I like crisps flavored with food - Kim Hutchinson

It's the lads versus the men - Matt Robinson