Bamford!!!

Dave is one of my best mates. I've known him ages now and we get on well. His taste in music is...... strange. He likes anything from Teenie Bopper crap to Metal, Dance music to Country and Western. He's got two fish called Chips and Mushy Peas. I named them. Me and Adam want to put steroids in the tank, so we get two HUGE fish that are like sharks. He plays hockey in a far away school in Yarm. He's a born-again drinker (he used to drink cider, but is now a beer-drinker). At Adam's birthday piss-up he drank too much beer (about 8 cans or something PLUS cider) and threw up in the toilet and fell asleep there. Then Colin C pissed on him the following morning. So funny.

This is a picture of David on the infamous "Adam's Birthday Night." Incredibly drunk. As you can see.

"Tit"

"Joe, Ryan, you cocks!"

"Ya Mam"

"Eat the penny, Eat the penny, Eat the penny, Eat the penny"