Martin Baines is my tutor in college and teaches Jojo, Jill and a few others for Business Studies and Law. He's totally insane and very funny. These are some of his best "Martin Baines Moments". 

"Number next one"

"Work in pairs or groups of two"

"Family Christmas Jollies"

"That'll be about as popular as a dead duck"

"I'll make you into a bigger small group"

"AH, AH, Interesting, AH!"

"This weather is scorchio!"

[To me] - "I'm hopeless at remembering names Jessica"

"OOH Mr. T!"

"There's nothing legal about those knickers!"

Martin on the last day of college. Bless him.