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This was sent to me by Jill Robinson and it still makes me feel sick.

  Our Family Photo Album

  Me.jpg (12277 bytes)Hi there this is me. Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I love being a babe hound. Girls make spit roll down my chin.

MyMom.jpg (6588 bytes)This is my mom. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them even has a job.

BrotherInJail.jpg (8077 bytes)This is my brother Hank. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.

  Grandmom.jpg (5831 bytes)My grandma lives with us in our trailer. She smells real bad. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. 

MyDad.jpg (11433 bytes)My mom says she is almost positive this is my dad. He lives in a Federal Penitentiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing. 

DadsTruck.jpg (20043 bytes)This is my dad’s truck. The bloodstains inside are almost all gone.

   SisterJill.jpg (7213 bytes)My younger sister Jill lost all her teeth. She was licking an eggbeater after mom made a cake and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident.

  BrotherBarney.jpg (6841 bytes)We are proud of my older brother Barney. He is only 27 and already in the 4th grade. He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name.  

HalfBrotherJimBob.jpg (10480 bytes)My half brother Jim Bob and his wife. She is a hottie. They raise Possum in their back yard. They are not allowed to have children.

Sue.jpg (7467 bytes)This is my older sister Sue Ellen. She has 15 kids and they all look different. We depend on her welfare check to get by. She has a disease that makes her itch.

Jethro.jpg (8234 bytes)Jethro is my 1st cousin. He runs a tomato stand down by the highway. He once went 53 days without taking a bath.

  Michael.jpg (6708 bytes)This is Michael. He used to be my best friend but got killed by a bus on the interstate. I still wear his underwear.

2kids.jpg (10644 bytes)These are 2 kids we throw stuff at. There used to be 3 of them. Mom says we can't throw heavy stuff no more.

Jake.jpg (11338 bytes)Jake holds the park record. He once jumped over 7 trailers. Jake crashed a lot and talks real slow now. His doctor told him to wear a helmet.

  UncleMarky.jpg (15276 bytes)This is my Uncle Marky.  He sells perfume in a department store and Mom says If I study real hard in school I can be just like him.