Aims!!!

ICKLE AIMEE! Aimee has  put up with more crap from me than everyone else put together. She's very ickle but her mouth is big enough to house a small family of illegal immigrants and their pet donkey. She is (although she won't admit it) a total "Boy-Magnet" and everyone loves her to bits. I think my Mam is trying to adopt her. She likes R 'n' B music as well as pop (yuk) but she doesn't mind a bit of Nickelback, Green Day or The Offspring. She eats a lot of Curry. And her hair and clothes always smell nice. If it weren't for her, I'd probably be sane!

  Dis is my Ickle Aimee, isn't she a SEXY BIATCH???

"Kim what the fuck are you doing?!"

"Hello Auntie Sue!!!"

"MIIIIIINT!!"

"Beast!!"

"Is it 'cos I is Black????"